Hello, Fellow Radio Enthusiasts,
My name is Mike Chase and I, along with my broadcast partner, Amy Faust, would like to invite you to listen in on announcement this afternoon on 99-5 The Wolf. I will be piped in from Raleigh, NC (How do they do it?!!) and Amy will be given a day pass into our old studio there on the scenic banks of the winding Willamette River.
This announcement, though brief in duration, may be the single most important thing you have ever heard. Flags will fly for this day in years to come and whole economies may crumble in the wake of what is announced in this announcement. You will never forget where you were when you heard what you will hear. Today. At 5pm. On 99-5 The Wolf.
The ground is already shaking.