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When Jesus Comes Back, He'll Be Carrying An AR-15 Assault Rifle

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  • Started 5 years ago by skeptical
  • Latest reply from Chris_taylor

  1. skeptical
    Member

    Boykin: When Jesus Comes Back, He'll Be Carrying An AR-15 Assault Rifle -

    "Last fall, the Family Research Council's Jerry Boykin spoke at the WallBuilders' Pro-Family Legislators Conference where he declared that when Jesus comes back, he'll do so carrying an AR-15 assault rifle.

    As Boykin explained once before, Jesus was a tough guy and real "man's man," and that is because he is a warrior who will come back covered in the blood of his enemies and carrying an assault rifle ... which is why every Bible believing Christian must own one as well"

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/boykin-when-jesus-comes-back-hell-be-carrying-ar-15-assault-rifle#sthash.bYLyPWYj.dpuf

    Posted on February 19, 2014 - 07:47 PM #
  2. skeptical
    Member

    I hope Jesus intends to mow down people that use the Bible to oppress.

    Posted on February 19, 2014 - 07:50 PM #
  3. Alfredo_T
    Member

    This would make a really cool action movie! :twisted:

    Militia of the Lord

    Posted on February 20, 2014 - 11:07 AM #
  4. jr_tech
    Member

    Interesting concept: 8O

    http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=rambo+jesus&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz35

    Posted on February 20, 2014 - 11:18 AM #
  5. Alfredo_T
    Member

    Rambo was exactly the character I had in mind when I wrote that. Ha ha ha ha! :twisted:

    Posted on February 20, 2014 - 11:20 AM #
  6. edselehr
    Member

    SNL beat you to it. "Djesus Uncrossed"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKgqUL-sY4o&safe=active

    Posted on February 20, 2014 - 11:42 AM #
  7. duxrule
    Member

    Matt Stone and Trey Parker were way ahead of the game. Anyone remember "Red Sleigh Down"?

    http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100323211703/southpark/images/b/bf/RedSleighDown11.jpg

    Posted on February 20, 2014 - 11:43 AM #
  8. RadioBuggie
    Member

    Jesus Chrysler !!

    Posted on February 20, 2014 - 07:03 PM #
  9. Chris_taylor
    Member

    Just so much material to work with.

    Posted on February 21, 2014 - 12:16 AM #
  10. Chris_taylor
    Member

    No doubt some clever marketers can clean up on this image. "This Halloween, it's Bad Ass Jesus!!"

    Posted on February 21, 2014 - 10:43 PM #