I thought it "might" be fun to do a thread and post some malaprops--especially those we make up ourselves, though I was surprised to find that on doing a search that the one I came up with to use in the title has already been widely used and is in the Urban Dictionary.
Anyway, here's another somewhat lame attempt:
I thought the old man was poorly dressed but my friend said he looked extinguished.
Post your own. But if you don't want to play, then go away. Don't be a spoils port.